Clothing is SO last year

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That thing is actually wearing pajamas bottoms as, trousers.

Many would laugh at such a sight the first time, take a second glance just to check that you saw right, that’s fair enough. Second sighting, you laugh again and think to yourself that it must be the same tragedy from before. Third time… you KNOW it’s a different person, either that or the girl from before has become obese within minutes and has dyed her hair a tacky glowing yellow color. No, no, it must be someone else. Fourth time, this is taking the piss, it must be some new trouser pattern? Tenth time, you don’t even consider it strange.

This seems to be an ongoing trend in inner city Dublin these days. Whenever I dare to drive past these sort of areas, besides attaching a riot screen and a panic button, I have become acustomed to seeing young chav girls dressed in pajamas, ugg boots, and a columbia jacket or sports hoody of some description, usually stolen from the guy they slept with the night before, complete with his wallet and his freedom from any STI’s.

I didn’t take that picture myself, but have witnessed this pure, digusting, ’style’, far too often. Just the other day infact. A girl, of about 16, crossed the road infront of the car, clutching a pint of milk, fully kitted out in her pajamas, slippers, and a jacket from primark’s finest. I was half thinking of revving up and carrying on at full speed. Kate Moss would not approve. I doubt even Vicky Pollard would approve.

Makes you wonder whether they actually wash, or is it just a continous cycle of pajama wearing. I mean, you get up, shower, change, get home, shower if you wish, change, and repeat. When you take out the prospect of ‘changing’ you are left with, get up, go, come back, sleep, repeat. Ew.

Maybe it’s just a simple message of ‘I’m ready for bed, so why not chance your arm, stud?’ Like the buggy they are pushing doesn’t portray this message well enough.